Like the natural lighting for most of the roofs, the immaculate mall directory (changed almost immediately after a store changes), and the hardest-working janitors ever.
But one of the funniest things for This Guy and his coworkers at the watch store, were the people who worked at the Body Modz kiosk beside the watch store.
These people, god damn. Body Modz (here-on known as BM) guy (there's only one), is a scruff. He's clearly a closet furry, an otaku, but at least on the outside, he dresses like a regular feller. Maybe just lacking a bit of personal hygiene, but that's forgivable.
BM girls (there are many of them), however, are the strangest people you've ever seen. They wear clothes that don't make sense, colours that don't match, their hair is always a strange colour and in a strange pattern, and they are all on the verge of obesity. But This Guy can't say they're awful people, he's never talked to them except one, who sounded a little like Seth Rogan.
So everyone who works with This Guy at the watch store, always makes fun of the ridiculously dressed people, and every day it's like tearing a page from the "ugly-bodymodz-girls-calendar".
But today, This Guy's coworker Courtney brought to light an interesting thought.
What if every day, the BM people would look over at us watch people, and think it strange how NORMAL we all were? What a bizarro world that would be.
But- as This Guy quickly thought to himself, that wouldn't matter, because our two worlds would never collide. Ever. And he plans on keeping it that way.
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