Wednesday, December 4th

This is a short one, because not a whole lot happened to This Guy today. But what did, still boggles him.

He'd say it's in the top 10 strangest things to have ever witnessed.

At work, on a day unlike no other, This Guy feels the urge to rock a piss and he excuses himself to the bathroom.

Now, being in a mall, This Guy has seen a bunch of strange characters in this mall. From people who talk to their dongs, to people who look over the urinal , to people who crunch chips quite audibly in stalls next to him.

But this one takes the cake.

An Asian man, average build, average height, about the age of 60, is standing at the sink, holding a bag in one hand, and a hunk of meat in the other.

This hunk of meat isn't a euphamism for his penis, it was a literal piece of meat. Probably a steak he just bought at Superstore, judging by the bag he was holding in his other hand.

But this meat was not cooked. And the old Asian man was washing it in the sink.

All the while, he was making sounds, similar to that of a man who is enjoying a delicious steak... "Mmmmm..... MMMMMmmmmmm...."

This Guy looked in horror at this man, and washed his hands then quickly left the bathroom

This made This Guy think to himself... Could he date a germaphobe? Perhaps creepy-Asian guy wasn't a germaphobe, but still. This Guy doesn't think he could date someone who has to wash every single piece of food they eat, no matter how dirty the source of water may be.